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RAZORBLADE JR: "I've read the report on Disko's beauty products, and I could tell you a thousand things, but I'm only gonna tell you one: I regard him as a wuss. He is obviously a newby on the matter of facial care especially. Not only that, but he's sponsored by Etos, whereas I would definately recommend Kruidvat for all your beauty needs. Please allow me to give you an insight on my facial care - NO! Even better, I'll give you a step to step report on how I would treat my face on a free saturday. First, I would cleanse my face using Kruidvat Rosewater. I apply the water using Tippys Makeup Pads. I never use any other brand, I hate it when they fall apart and Tippys produces real firm pads. Also the Tippys cottonbuds they make are great. Next, I would think about shaving my chin. I'd put on some Kruidvat Shaving Foam, and shave with Bic Disposable Razorblades. Then, I'd fresh up using some more Kruidvat Rosewater. Man, I use gallons of that shit. I wouldn't forget my nosehair being involved in this shaving situations, that's why I would pick my battery controlled electric nosehair trimmer. I bought it on the market. I'd probably pour some Kruidvat Rosewater in my nose after that.

What's next, do you think? That's right: Dental care! Now I must say, perhaps you think this is strange or something, but I'm very loyal to Sensodyne considering dental care. I only use Sensodyne toothpaste and Sensodyne toothbrushes. I'm a weird guy huh? Haha! Before or after brushing, I rinse with Kruidvat Mouthwater. I don't really see the use of that, but my sponsor keeps sending me those big bottles, along with the rosewater. Suppose this is still the morning, I would take a shower using Axe anti-hangover showergel. This not only kills your hangover, it also attracts women, says their commercial. I've been testing it and my conclusions are very interesting, I must admit. After showering, of course I would put on some deodorant, like I do almost every day, I might say! I use Sanex deodorant at the moment. But I have to say I'm not so satisfied with the fragrance. I'm still looking for my own, fruity, exotic, erotic fragrance. If someone has a suggestion about that, please email me, razorblade_jr at gonebald dot net! I'm almost ready to hit the street, but only after perfecting my coupe noiserock with New Wave Hairgel." Next would be a day full of rocking gigs and doing other very cool and hip things. How do you make sure to keep your good looks after days like that? "I could tell you a thousand things, but I'm only gonna tell you one: When I get home and I have some time, I really do my best on this. I first throw some Kruidvat Rosewater on my face, for starters. Then, I use some Kruidvat Young Face scrub. Wash that away with some Kruidvat Rosewater again, and then I really spoil myself with some Kruidvat Teatree cream. I usually smoke a cigarette while it's getting into my skin. Wash that away with some Kruidvat Rosewater, and I'm ready to take a shower. At night, I wash my hair with Kruidvat Rosewater, and I wash my skin with Palmolive Milk & Honey showergel. I used DoppelDouche first, the cool thing about that is that you can wash your hair and you skin it. But I like the Palmolive better for my skin, and I can use Kruidvat Rosewater for my hair anyway! After all this, I'll make a bed of shit, and then I'm gonna lie in it!"

You can give yourself the same treatment as Razorblade Jr, because most of the products he mentioned are available in Kruidvat. What did Razorblade pay? Kruidvat Rosewater (€4,30); Tippys Makeup Pads (€0,95);Tippys cottonbuds(€1,09); Kruidvat Shaving Foam(€2,15); Bic Disposable Razorblades (€2,39); Sensodyne toothpaste (€2,99); Sensodyne toothbrushes (€1,39); Kruidvat Mouthwater (€3,00); Axe anti-hangover showergel (€3,99); Sanex deodorant (€2,89).Kruidvat Young Face scrub (€2,78); Kruidvat Teatree cream (€3,12); Palmolive Milk & Honey showergel (€2,79); DoppelDouche (€1,79). www.kruidvat.nl

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